Wiseman: No More Breakups

Wiseman: No More Breakups

About the Game

AUGUST WISEMAN: NO MORE BREAKUPS A fast-paced QTE boss rush with roguelite elements where love isn’t something you say, it’s something you survive. You play as August Wiseman, a high schooler who picked his game over his girlfriend one too many times. So she takes his phone and gives him a simple challenge: reach her at the end of the train if he wants it back. The catch? She, and everyone in her life, are aliens. Friends, family, exes… all waiting in the next car, each with their own way of “testing” you. And for them, love means fighting. The game is presented in a bold comic style with a mix of humor and honesty. Every boss feels ridiculous but they actually have something to say about love and relationships. FEATURES

QTE Combat

It’s all about timing. Miss the moment, and you’re done.

Boss Rush Only

No filler. Just one weird, personal fight after another.

Comic-Style Presentation

Panels, motion, and bold visuals that keep everything moving fast.

Roguelite Progression

Gain permanent upgrades and make each run easier than the last.

A Story About Denial (Mostly)

It’s funny, until it isn’t.

Initial Release