TNA-Tits n' Assteroids

TNA-Tits n' Assteroids

About the Game

TNA - Tits and Assteroids is a silly game all about, well, read the title.

Paying homage to the seminal classic, Asteroids, TNA features timeless gameplay, two graphical game modes, a stellar soundtrack, and lots of chuckles.

TWO WHOLE GRAPHICS MODES

Aptly named "Kids" and "Grown-ups", you'll either be blasting assorted pectoral bits and the occasional ass, or a selection of jugs, melons, tits (the birds), and the occasional ass(rocket-powered donkey)!

MUSIC

An eclectic soundtrack featuring seven tracks from AudioSprite's Return to the Midnight City album, and seven tracks from Dickwizard's self-titled album. Just shoot the radio to skip ahead.

GAMEPLAY!

You'll turn your ship! You'll accelerate! You'll decelerate! You'll shoot things! You'll even set off large bombs every once in a while! You'll be doing these things either with a mouse and keyboard, or a game controller.

As time passes, (currently every 30 seconds) the game level increases. Each time, the game speeds up, the background changes, and you earn a score multiplier equal to your current level.

In addition, you earn an extra life and an additional bomb with each 15,000 points earned.

Initial Release