New rule: The game is

About the Game

You're just trying to enjoy life, but bugs keep attacking you everywhere you go. Your summer cottage, the desert, even your dreams - they're always there.

Features:

• Twin-stick arcade shooter with bugs that won't leave you alone

• Become a yellow arbitrary measure polytope, weaponize bureaucracy, or have an identity crisis

• A total of ten locations where you can't escape the bugs

• One breakfast a day keeps the bugs at bay (or does it?)

• A game engine I made myself because I'm stubborn

• No meta-progression because I'm lazy

What players are saying:

• "I couldn't figure out how to move"

• "The buttons should be styled"

• "There's too much text"

This is not a place of honor. Nothing valued is here. What is here is repulsive to us. The form of the danger is bugs. Lots of them.