My Type of Goblin: A Climbing ASDFenture

About the Game

Climb. Collect. Get GORGE!

Your success depends on your reflexes, determination, and knowledge of your keyboard, as well as your ability to pray to the gods of in-game physics! Each successful key press sends you soaring higher, bringing you closer to discovering the cosmetics that will truly make you GORGE. There is also a real tear-jerker of a love story.

Keyboard warning!

If you can type without looking or are willing to learn, you'll find it easier to climb. This game uses multiple simultaneous key presses, which some keyboards can't handle (limited key rollover). But don't worry:

• The demo will check your keyboard.

• An alternative movement system is provided.

• Most gaming keyboards work perfectly well.

Features:

• No jumping. No running. Just type to climb.

• Slingshot with arms of rubber and slide as if covered in butter

• Collect cosmetics to achieve peak GORGE

• Hidden secrets in very secret places (yes, check the open window)

• A protagonist with a bum so fair that Snow White would pale

• Press space bar to fart!

• A goblin guide offering extremely applicable advice to absolutely no one.