Make The Pool Blue Again: Pool Cleaning Simulator

About the Game

After a certain rally, the Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. turned a deep, proud, completely unacceptable green. President Grump has seen it from the air, twice, both times on purpose, and he has made his feelings known on a jumbotron the size of a federal building. You have a pressure washer, a sludge vacuum, and one instruction: make the pool blue again.

"I could have hired anybody, the top pool people called me, big strong pool people, some of them crying. I picked you. When the water is blue, I will take the credit, and one day you will see what an honor that is."

What You'll Do, Tremendously

• Three Tremendous Nozzles. Cycle the Patriot 1776 pressure washer through WIDE, MEDIUM, and JET, and peel the green off the pool in long, satisfying stripes.
  
• Drain The Actual Swamp. The sludge vacuum inhales the floating debris one gulp at a time, and it feels exactly as good as it sounds.
  
• Live From The Jumbotron. President Grump reacts to every milestone, every mistake, and every quiet minute in real time, and he has never once kept a thought to himself.
  
• Fake Lake News. At 50% clean, a goose-based conspiracy hits the water, and it turns out the President has been warning people about these exact geese for years.
  
• Freedom, Now In Numbers. A dedicated Freedom Meter tracks precisely how free you are feeling at all times, because nobody was tracking it before, and that was the problem.
  
• Five Beautiful Hats. Five MAKE THE POOL BLUE AGAIN caps are hidden around the Mall, each one somewhere a hat has no business being.
  
• Real Scale, Real Reflections. The Reflecting Pool and the Mall are built to real scale with a true reflection in the water, so the Monument personally reviews your work upside down.
  
• Executive Time Approved. Autosave locks in every completed sector of the pool, so you can walk away mid-crisis and CONTINUE from the menu like nothing happened.