Head Office

About the Game

Thank you for choosing Head Office. Your death is important to us.

You have been appointed Regional Manager of the underworld's fastest-growing termination facility. Clients queue up, take a seat in your state-of-the-art termination booths, and receive our signature service. Business is booming. Literally.

Client Processing

Every booth is a revenue stream. Clients check in, sit down, and are promptly serviced, generating steady cash flow for your department. Outfit your booths with a range of approved termination hardware: Glocks, axes, hammers, saws, and other solutions from our product catalog.

Remains Management

Per company policy, all biological output must be processed. Deploy company drones to transport client remains to your expanding network of disposal divisions:

• Crematorium Division: Incinerate for Ash
  
• Grinder Division: Pulverize into Slush
  
• Acid Vat Division: Dissolve for Goo
  
• Coffin Division: Package for Ichor
  
• Imp Converter Division: Restructure into entry-level demons

Each division generates unique departmental currencies to fund facility upgrades.

VIP Specimen Collection

Occasionally, high-value clients visit your facility with rare accessories. Terminate them, recover their personal effects, and catalog them in your company Bestiary. 100 specimens across four clearance levels, from Common walk-ins to Legendary executives.

Terror Compliance

Excessive throughput triggers regulatory attention. Monitor your Terror index or face an audit. Balance productivity against compliance, or deploy Imp personnel to handle overflow discreetly.

Corporate Contracts

Activate temporary performance contracts that boost payout rates, processing speed, crit bonuses, and more. Allocate departmental budgets wisely to maintain peak efficiency.

Facility Upgrades

Over 30 company-wide upgrades across all divisions. Improve client value, drone logistics, processor throughput, critical multipliers, and unlock full automation. Your quarterly review depends on it.

Desktop Integration

Head Office operates as a transparent, always-on-top desktop widget. Drag remains, collect specimens, and manage your termination empire while you handle other tasks. Multitasking is encouraged by upper management.