File Hoard

About the Game

Remember dial-up? The anticipation of watching a progress bar crawl? The satisfaction of finally completing a download?

File Hoard brings back that feeling - then cranks it up to absurd levels.

Download

Click to download files. Buy generators that download for you. From humble cursors to botnets, undersea cables, time travellers, and eventually... becoming the internet itself.

Prestige

When your hard drive fills up, archive everything to tape. Tapes give permanent bonuses. Start fresh, but stronger. Then do it again. And again.

Format

A second prestige layer. Reset your tapes for Drives - a permanent currency that unlocks powerful upgrades. Auto-prestige, overclock, critical mass, and a 16th generator that downloads from every possible timeline.

Mini-Games

• Virus Scanner - Quarantine infected files. Build streaks. Don't click the clean ones.

• Defragmenter - Swap coloured blocks. Group them together. Your hard drive will thank you.

80 Achievements

Some obvious. Some hidden. Some require a specific sequence of inputs. Browse them all in the achievements tab - with icons.

Random Events

74 events. Your mum picks up the phone. Your ISP "performs maintenance." A Nigerian prince needs your help. Complete click challenges for speed boosts.

Stray Packets

Random files drift across your screen. Click them for bytes, speed boosts, or tapes. Or don't. They'll fade away eventually.

Automation

Auto-clicker, auto-prestige, auto-upgrade, auto-generator. Toggle everything from the automation tab.

Steam Features

• Steam Cloud saves

• 80 Steam achievements

• Steam leaderboards

• Full controller support

What You'll Do

• Download files (obviously)

• Buy cursors that click for you

• Steal your neighbour's WiFi

• Build a botnet (for science)

• Tap into undersea cables

• Become the internet

What You Won't Do

• Learn why you're downloading

• Stop