Fedorable Life

Fedorable Life

About the Game

No friends. No drama. No life. It's a...

Fedorable Life logo

Fedorable Life is the definitive text-based comedy life simulation game about managing the daily survival of a fedora-clad neckbeard.

You play as Nick Beardman as you balance his needs, waste money on collectibles, argue online, attend conventions, play video games, eat tendies, watch anime, touch grass... maybe you'll end up improving his life.

Features

Neckbeard on his laptop in his bedroom

  • Survive day-by-day in the world's most authentic neckbeard simulator

    Battle screen and number of internet arguments won whiteboard

  • Engage in larger-than-life internet arguments in a turn-based debate minigame

  • Fight against destiny itself in our claw machine minigame

  • Discover 250+ events, side quests, internet arguments, and convention adventures

    Bar and anime convention backgrounds

  • Go to bars and attend conventions from the safety of your own home

  • Collect hats, figures, swords, and other treasures

    Yellow screen with silhouettes of characters you can unlock

  • Unlock multiple playable neckbeards

  • Shape your future across 10 different endings

Originally released as a browser game in 2016, Fedorable Life returns as a remastered standalone edition with expanded content, reworked systems, new minigames, additional endings, and Steam achievements.

Initial Release