Earthlings

About the Game

If you are reading this, the Earthlings are in trouble.

A space delivery guy named G stopped by Earth to pick up his lost tablet and decided to play God while he was here. Now he's making you create monuments that he sells across the galaxy as his own art, throwing supernatural tantrums whenever deadlines get missed.

You're the only one who can see through his act, but your god-fearing Earthlings will need time to accept that their shady overlord is actually just a very anxious alien with a shipping job.

Until then, survival means playing along while keeping everyone alive. Here's how:

Lead Your People

First things first - build thriving settlements and keep the Earthlings alive. They're good people, just... easily impressed by shiny objects and dramatic entrances. Move them around, keep them busy, and try not to let them get eaten by hyenas, mummies, or whatever else is lurking out there. They trust you now, so don't let them down.

Use Your Creativity

Here's the weird part - G actually wants you to be creative with these monuments. Mix and match the parts, try crazy combinations. The weirder, the better, apparently. Turns out space buyers have... interesting taste. Who knew?

Deliver on His Demands

Look, I hate saying this, but you HAVE to keep G happy. Miss a deadline and he throws cosmic tantrums that make my old tax riots look like pool parties. Get the monuments done, ship them off, and you'll get powerful boosters that can save your settlements when things get chaotic.

Endure the Supernatural

When things go sideways - and they will - just roll with it. Sandstorms, undead, mysterious plagues... Tuesday, basically. The key is being prepared and staying calm while everyone else panics.

Learn, Upgrade, Get Better

Every disaster is a lesson. Every failure makes you stronger. I know it sounds like fortune cookie nonsense, but trust me - you'll need every advantage you can get for what's coming.

Think you can handle an anxious alien boss? Wishlist Earthlings and follow along as we build this mess. The Earthlings are counting on you.