Dumb Cartel

About the Game

Welcome to Dumb Cartel.
A chaotic multiplayer sandbox where nothing is serious, everything is broken, and your only goal is simple:

Get rich. By any dumb means necessary.

BUILD YOUR (VERY QUESTIONABLE) EMPIRE

Start from nothing and grow your shady business:

• Craft illegal goods using ridiculous methods (yes, even 3D printers)

• Trade, sell, and expand your operations

• Turn your tiny setup into a full-blown underground empire

PLAY SOLO OR BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS

• Play alone or with others in a persistent online world

• Team up… or stab your friends in the back when it gets profitable

• Trust is optional. Chaos is guaranteed.

A DUMB, LIVING CITY

Explore a colorful low-poly city filled with:

• Weird NPCs with absurd behavior

• Vehicles to mess around with

• Emergent chaos everywhere

CHAOS IS JUST GETTING STARTED

• Fight, run, or create total mayhem

• Police system coming soon 👀

• More mechanics added every week

A GAME DRIVEN BY THE COMMUNITY

This game is built with its players:

• Join the Discord

• Vote on upcoming features

• Suggest your own insane ideas

You’re not just playing the game — you’re helping create it.

🚧 EARLY ACCESS / ALPHA

• Free Alpha version

• Constant updates (at least once a week)

• Expect bugs, weirdness, and unfinished systems

FEATURES

• Online multiplayer sandbox (persistent world)

• Solo & co-op gameplay

• Business management (chaotic edition)

• Crafting system

• Vehicles

• Funny NPCs

• Player betrayal mechanics (in development)

• Regular content updates