Don't Let Granny Die!

About the Game

Wow, you just have the worst luck, don't you?

You have been assigned to care for Mrs. Schroder, the meanest, craziest bag of bones your caretaking company looks after.

She is extremely ungrateful and demanding, her neighbours are trying to kill her, the home she lives in is falling apart and for some reason she keeps calling you a pervert!

Keep Mrs. Schroder alive during an increasingly chaotic shift  in this absurd caretaking simulator with roguelike elements.

Crazy Caretaking Simulator

Ever wished you could clean up after a miserable old woman? Well now you can!

Clean the home.

Repair broken appliances.

Get her medication.

Unclog the toilet.

This is the life of a caretaker, it isn't much but it's an honest living.

Defeat the intruders

Mrs. Schroder has accumulated a wide range of enemies in her 108 years of life.

Many of whom you will encounter and need to fend off to protect her.

Each intruder has a unique story and some need to be handled in different ways.

Roguelike Upgrades

"Long Wang's Fortune Cookie's"  provide random Rogue-like upgrades during each shift that can dramatically change how each shift plays.

Upgrade Granny's House

Did you think you could pay off your debt, or maybe buy a home with your earnings?

No way!

Mrs. Schroder's home needs substantial improvements if she is going to survive and you can bet that she's too stingy to fork out the cash!

So it's up to you to transform Mrs. Schroder's dark, dangerous run-down home into a lovely, safe cozy environment (And she will still be bitter and ungrateful!)

Choose your unique class

Select from a range of unique classes, each with their own strengths, weaknesses and special abilities.

Shift modifiers

Choose from a range of shift modifiers which tweak the game in different ways.

Some are helpful.

Some are not.

Some are just outright ridiculous.

Unlock gear for Granny

Let's be honest, Granny is knocking on Death's Door.

She is frail and very accident prone!

Forget all that mean stuff she says about you and buy her some special equipment to improve her meager chances of survival.