Do Crimes!

About the Game

Since you somehow snuck in here early… here’s more about the game:

Do Crimes is a WALLRIDE-Certified Chaos Playground. 

You and up to 3 friends GO ON A RUN of crash-landing into Shopping Malls, SMASHING & GRABBING LOOT, Avoiding Security, and trying not to get KILLED by Gnarly Law Enforcement. 

Steal everything… Try to Escape… then hit the next, more-difficult Mall - until you’re all eventually turned into brain-mush.
Use your Shared Cash Earnings to buy Gadgets and Upgrades between Rounds. Individual Performances award Vouchers to purchase permanent cosmetics - so play nice, or don’t!

Drop into shopping Malls, Smash ans Steal everything, complete Merle's Objectives, rack up Crime points, and make it to the Escape Truck before you're overrun by law enforcement protecting the Bazillionaire's stupid malls.

• Multiplayer extraction mayhem with your Friends!

• Mall layouts, attributes and hazards randomize each jump

• Give everyone the finger constantly! 

• Find wild Weapons & Gadgets to destroy everything

• Revive yourself, or your friend, by jamming their Brain into a Birthing Nozzle Station

• Vandalize perfectly good walls

• Cover your friends in bodily fluids while berating them in Proximity Chat!

• Customize your slimy henchman. More eyes? Go for it.

• Live your fantasies of streaking through a Shopping Mall!

I'm gonna kick you out of the Garbage Truck onto these stupid little corporate Malls - that's all that's left on this haggard planet after the bazillionaires destroyed everything.

Steal everything! Break everything! Cause utter mayhem! I hate this place! Complete my objectives and I'll come pick you up - whether you're in one piece or not.

Use whatever money you made to buy cool new gadgets and weapons for the next island... I guarantee it'll be more difficult! Don't blow your little brain out with those things, I've seen it happen.

I’ll give you points for every Crime you commit. And hey, if you're better than your friends, I might give you some Merle Vouchers - good enough to buy some new... What do they call 'em? Cosmetics? That's weird.

Active Development at WALLRIDE

This project is in active development. We welcome you to join our community, our Discord and social media to help collaborate with us on everything we have planned for the future!

That means things will change how they look and feel, new features will come and go, and we'll have plenty of beta tests for our community members to enjoy! So grab some friends and come check it out.