DEPORTATION SIMULATOR

About the Game

DEPORTATION SIMULATOR

6 Officers. One Border. A Thousand Regulations. And Not a Single Brain Cell to Spare.

Welcome to a completely unhinged future where politicians have officially lost their minds, laws change faster than people change their underwear, and somehow YOU are the one deciding who gets into the country.

Congratulations! You're officially a border officer.

Your salary? A joke.

Your responsibility? Enormous.

Your power? Terrifying.

Your qualifications? You bought the game. Good enough.

And the best part? Being honest isn't necessarily the fastest way to get rich!

6 PLAYERS. ONE BORDER. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

Grab five friends and experience what might just be the most incompetent border patrol in human history!

Four of you check travelers, while the other two handle vehicle inspections.

While Kevin waves a wanted criminal through because he politely said "Good morning," Stefan discovers half a zoo in someone's trunk, and Michael has accidentally deported the janitor.

Congratulations. The shift is going absolutely fantastic!

And thanks to proximity voice chat and team radio, everyone gets to hear exactly who's screwing things up this time.

PAPERS, PLEASE! AND DON'T TRY TO BULLSHIT ME!

An expired passport? A forged entry permit? A passport photo that looks more like the traveler's grandpa?

Check documents, verify identities, spot forgeries, and decide who gets in, who gets turned away, and who might need a little quality time with the police.

But watch out!

Today, certain professions are welcome. Tomorrow? Maybe not. And the day after that, everyone suddenly needs another ridiculous piece of paperwork.

Why? Because some bureaucratic asshole at the ministry apparently has way too much free time!

INTERROGATE THE SUSPECTS. AND DON'T FALL FOR THEIR BULLSHIT!

Think someone's lying?

Then drag them into the interrogation room!

Grab your microphone and ask whatever questions you want. Travelers respond with spoken answers.

Dig deeper, catch contradictions, and try to squeeze the truth out of them.

Does the suspect speak a language you don't understand?

Then call in an interpreter!

Costs ten bucks. Unfortunately, restoring your faith in humanity isn't included.

WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT TRUNK?!

Search vehicles, pop the hood, open trunks, and discover all kinds of things that definitely shouldn't be there.

Drugs? Weapons? Contraband? You name it.

But why is someone bringing a cow through border control? And why the hell is there suddenly a bear standing outside your checkpoint?

We have no idea either. Ask the owner!

You can also use a body scanner to uncover hidden items.

And anyone who thinks they can simply run away after an inspection clearly hasn't met your ridiculously overenthusiastic border patrol.

Escape attempts, high-speed chases, police operations, and explosions can become just another part of the workday, right alongside stamping passports.

Why is there a rocket launcher in the armory? Good question. The boss doesn't want to talk about it.

HONESTY IS GREAT. CORRUPTION PAYS BETTER!

Of course, you can be an honest officer.

Carefully inspect every passport, confiscate contraband, follow every regulation, and go home with a clear conscience.

Congratulations! You're still broke.

Or you could discover the wonderful world of bribery.

A little cash here, turning a blind eye there, and suddenly you can afford things your official salary would never cover.

A shiny sports car, for example.

Too bad when your boss starts asking why someone earning 80 bucks a day suddenly has a $200,000 car parked outside.

YOUR BOSS HATES YOU. PERSONALLY!

Every shift starts with a staff briefing.

There you'll meet a short-tempered, loudmouthed supervisor who apparently hasn't seen a competent employee in twenty years.

He assigns duties, explains the latest idiotic regulations, and desperately tries not to have a heart attack in the process.

After every shift comes the performance review.

Deported the wrong person? Let a wanted criminal through? Locked up your own police chief?

You might want to turn down your volume.

And if you happened to blow up the boss's official car, there's probably only one thing he wants to know:

"WAS THE DAMN AIR CONDITIONING AT LEAST STILL WORKING?!"

CLOCKING OUT! YOU ACTUALLY SURVIVED!

After ten minutes of border-control chaos and the following interrogation phase, your shift is finally over.

Mistakes are counted, earnings are calculated, and whoever screwed up gets absolutely torn a new one.

Grab your coworkers, head back to your car, and drive home.

You can even spend your hard-earned cash on new personal vehicles.

Tomorrow, the whole nightmare starts all over again.

New regulations, new lunatics, and probably even fewer functioning brain cells.

THE FUTURE IS COLORFUL. THE MORALS ARE GRAY.

DEPORTATION SIMULATOR is a completely over-the-top 3D cartoon satire about power, corruption, political stupidity, and humanity's incredible ability to turn a simple border inspection into an international diplomatic disaster.

Be a model officer. Be corrupt. Be completely overwhelmed. Or at least try not to accidentally arrest your own coworkers.

You've got the stamp. You've got the power. And the government trusts you.

That's probably their biggest mistake.

DEPORTATION SIMULATOR is a fictional political satire. All depicted authorities, laws, and political circumstances are fictional and humorously exaggerated.