Dash Dash Dead
About the Game
You're not a hero, just another disposable inmate in a ratings-hungry death show. Use whatever loot you can pry from a corpse and keep moving - press a button to swap places with a random enemy, burn your foes over multiple turns, trigger explosions on death, and discover 80+ more!
This is live TV, and air time is pricey, if you cause the delay, we gift you the pain! The longer you hesitate, the stronger everything else gets. Enemies scale up, mistakes get punished, and one bad step into a trap can erase your entire run. Kill fast, farm hype, splurge in shops, and stuff your pockets before gatekeepers chew you up.
Don’t confuse turn-based with safe. Every step is a commitment. Read attack patterns, bait enemies, and plan your movement, or get wiped. The deeper you go, the nastier the enemies, the weirder the items, and the higher the stakes.
Explore procedurally stitched, handcrafted arenas packed with random encounters and lethal surprises. You will die. A lot. When you fall, the show simply sends in the successor. Learn, adapt, the show must go on.
You want out? Then perform. Hunt down high-value targets, complete deadly quests, unlock new powers, and dive deeper into this cruel world. Entertain the audience, grow stronger, and face whatever monstrosity they throw at you next.
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