Cow's Heart

About the Game

A love story. With cows. And kung fu.

One sunny afternoon you gave her a flower. By evening, her beer-loving father had sold her to a Goat with a spiked mace and a three-wheeled cart. The Goat left one clue: bring enough money to the city, and maybe you will see her again.

Cow's Heart is a martial arts comedy in the spirit of old Hong Kong kung fu films. Work, starve, fight, dance and suffer your way to true love.

Fight like a bull

Punch, kick and roll through fast close-range brawls. Take on protection-money gangs, bearded thugs, and a Goat who does not fight fair.

Kung fu is expensive

A wise old master with very long horns will teach you everything he knows. One paid move at a time. Save money, learn a flying kick, go broke, repeat.

Village life is hard

Harvest crops, deliver goods, chop wood. Jobs change every day: some pay well, some barely buy lunch.

Keep an eye on hunger, stamina and morale. Every food works differently. Beer and lottery tickets lift your spirits. Getting sick costs a fortune.

Buy a bicycle to work faster. It will break. Probably twice.

One scratch-off lottery ticket per day. The odds are printed right on it. You will buy it anyway.

Not every love story ends the way you expect

Multiple endings, including a secret one for players stubborn enough to beat the Goat way too early.