CORVIDTALISM: Win at Life

About the Game

A low life sits alone in his flat missing days of work creating a debt of unproductivity.

Then...

You are called along to help.

Gameplay:

• WORK 3 DIFFERENT JOBS.

• MAKE CHOICES.

• EARN CASH.

• BUY PILLS.

• TRUST WHAT YOU'RE TOLD.

• MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

Features:

• LOUD BUSES.

• AUTHENTIC HAPPINESS.

• A pretty narrative.

• PERFECT SYSTEMS.

• BAD SUNDAYS.

• 3 ENDINGS.

• CORVIDS.

THIS PRODUCT IS AROUND 30 MINUTES IN LENGTH. CONSUMERS MAY BE SUBJECTED TO RELENTLESS HEDONISM, AND OPPORTUNITIES FOR GROWTH ARE NOT GUARANTEED.

FRIENDLY REMINDER:

Be productive! You never know when it'll all go to waste.

"Smile a little, why don't ya?"