Capitalist Misadventures

About the Game

In Capitalist Misadventures, you start off with a crumbling shack in your grandpa’s backyard and a $100 loan from a very shady lender. Is that all you’ll need to launch your empire and get filthy rich?

• Hire and invest in a questionable workforce — from panhandlers and crypto miners to stray cats with ambition.

• Play the stock market... or gamble your fortune in less conventional ways.

• Forge documents, dodge taxes, and do whatever it takes to stay ahead. Ethics are optional.

• Customize your company! Grow your tiny shack into a ridiculous corporate powerhouse with more money than morals.

Featuring jaw-droppingly realistic graphics, get a taste of what it's like to be a ruthless, exploitative entrepreneur in this game that scored a perfect 10 according to my grandma, Gigi.