Buy the Dip, Milady

About the Game

The maids handle the fighting. Milady handles the money!

The family finances are looking grim. Another loss and this might really be the end. The noble across the valley seems to know it, too.

All you have is a pickaxe, a trading account, and a wonderfully eccentric team of maids!

Buy the Dip, Milady is a 1v1 auto-battle strategy game. Mine silver, trade stocks, and summon maids to bring down your rival’s castle.

Leave the fighting to your maids and keep the silver coming. Earn it the honest way with your pickaxe, or try your luck on the market!

Pickaxes, contracts, and stocks. You’ll need all three.

• Mine silver
  Swing your pickaxe and keep your combo going. Not every swing pays off, though. Sometimes an honest day’s work leaves you empty-handed. That’s life.

• Summon maids
  Spend silver to write maid contracts. Stack contracts in the same slot to send more maids into battle. Investing is lovely, but don’t forget the front line!

• Trade stocks
  Expect a rise? Buy. Expect a fall? Go short! Prices keep moving while your maids fight. Watch the battle and you just might spot your opening!

Different stocks. Different reasons to panic.

You bought the dip. Turns out it had a basement.

Some stocks follow the battle. Others have their own peculiar rules. Each has a personality, and buying blindly and hoping for the best won’t always cut it.

Learn the rules and find your moment. Jump in, take your profits, or sit this one out. Your money, milady. Your call.

A good trade could turn a losing battle around. A bad one could send you right back to the pickaxe.

Meet your rather unusual staff

Some maids hold the front line. Others support their friends from the back. They all have their own strengths and fighting styles, so who you send together matters.

Start with your favorites, or find a team that covers each other’s weaknesses. Spend gold to help them grow, collect contracts to break their limits, and build a team of your own.

Where shall we fight today?

• Story Mode
  Play through the stages and follow milady and her companions. Stick around to see what becomes of the family.

• Endless Tower
  The higher you climb, the tougher the enemies. How far can the maids you’ve raised take you?

• Quick Battle
  Clear each difficulty and take on tougher opponents.

• Ranked Steam PvP
  Test your skills against other nobles. Invite friends and ask for a rematch. No match available? Practice against an AI opponent suited to your rating.

Take a breather between battles

• Maid Survivor
  Pick your favorite maid and fight off swarms of enemies in this minigame. Your choice of maid changes how you fight.

• Market Basket
  Merge matching stock icons into higher-tier ones. Surely there’s room for one more merge before the basket fills up?

• Dispatch
  Send your maids out on assignments. Their work continues even when the game is closed.

• Maki’s Vault
  Leave your gold with Maki and she’ll invest it for you. She’s usually pretty good at it. Usually.

• Four companions to come home to
  Chat with your companions between battles. The one you choose to join you determines which skill you can use on the battlefield. Who’s coming along this time?

No paid pulls

Tickets and gold for pulls are earned by playing. Buy the game once and enjoy all its content, with no additional in-game purchases.