Bums Race Rats
About the Game
Welcome to the lowest sport in town. Down in the sewer, out in the back alley and under the motorway flyover, the city's finest bums gather around a plywood track to race rats — and bet everything they've got on them.
Bet while they run
Odds shift live as money hits the pool. Back an outsider early for a fat payout, or pile onto the leader late for almost nothing. Three laps. Winner takes the purse.
Cheat. Obviously.
Lob a cheese wedge in front of the favourite, drop a mousetrap on the racing line, slip them a banana, set off a stink bomb or let loose a wind-up cat and watch the whole field panic backwards.
Gamble it all
Feed the slot machines for x20s, free spins and the RAT KING jackpot. Put a quid on the jukebox. Buy a Mystery Bin Bag — it's usually rubbish. Sometimes it's gold.
THE SOGGY GLOVE
Behind a door on every map is a sewer boxing bar. A rat-man and a bum go at it non-stop in the ring — throw your junk in and change the fight. Bet on cockroach racing live on RRTV at the BET-O-MATIC 3000. Tip Rat Woman and she'll bust out a dance.
Something big lives up high
Climb the junk, find its nest, and toss it some cheese. Then run.
Don't come last
Sometimes the plumber comes out for whoever finished at the bottom. Sometimes he just wants to scare you. And sometimes he brings a machine gun.
Be a better bum
Your cash, gear and Bum Level are saved between sessions. Level up from Fresh Meat to The Big Cheese, unlock titles for every achievement, climb the BUM BANK leaderboard, dress your rat in a diamond tiara and walk about with a diamond cane. Or hand out soup to the homeless at a dollar a bowl — someone has to.
Online multiplayer for 2–8 players (online rooms, or host on your own network)
PRACTICE mode against 5 AI bums — play solo any time
3 maps: The Sewer, The Alley and The Underpass
3-lap races with live betting and 6 dirty tricks
Boxing, cockroach racing, slots, a jukebox and a giant rat
Bum Levels, titles, achievements, saved progress and a global leaderboard
Rat hats, capes and fur dyes with small stat boosts; flash gear for show-offs
Simulated gambling with in-game money only — no real money, nothing to buy
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