BORK

About the Game

Welcome to BORK.
There is probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.

BORK is a surreal, darkly comic text adventure built around a simple idea: look around, try something, and live with the consequences. Sometimes the consequences involve a mailbox. Sometimes you wish they still involved a mailbox.

Type commands to explore, inspect objects, collect items, and solve puzzles across 141 rooms. Follow branching routes through strange facilities, unnecessary departments, and places that clearly should have stayed behind a locked door.

The narrator has opinions. That does not mean they are helpful.

YOUR ADVENTURE INCLUDES:

• 141 rooms filled with puzzles, strange encounters, and questionable decisions.
• Multiple endings, because one way for this to go wrong wasn't enough.
• Classic text commands—explore, examine, experiment, and occasionally argue with the game.
• An inventory full of things you'll insist might be useful later.
• Dark humor, unsettling discoveries, and moments of unexpected warmth.
• Local checkpoints—but don't assume every corridor comes with a safety net.
• Single-player gameplay. No accounts, ads, or in-app purchases.

Read carefully. Try the weird idea.

It might work. Which could be worse.