blorbit

About the Game

Tired of the daily grind? Welcome to the blörbit family, it's totally different! ♥

THE HOOK

Experience the 2d twin-stick cornucopia of fast-paced combat. 85 weapons to deliver punishment upon all opposition. Hand-crafted visuals & SFX supporting a story of endless battle against corporate subjugation. As told by silly cartoon blobs with hilariously overpowered weapons, of course.

Blobs can navigate any environment by grappling, dashing, sliding and sticking all over the place. Gravity is your frenemy - aim for the soft enemy masses when splatting down. Some guns can even bank a shot around a gravity well!

Screaming is your prayer, your binding contractual obligation, your in for every presented opportunity and a hilarious way to spend time while being violently flung through dozens of maps.

EARN YOUR WORTH

Customize your blob with color/pattern/eyes/voice options. Customize your run with weapon, build and buff unlocks. Customize your entire experience with eternal unlocks, from blob customizations to straight-up cheats!

Got friends? Have an absolute blast sharing a couch in roguelite Gauntlet or versus Arcade!

Or experience the corporate existence of a QA intern and try out the glorious mess that is the online MP♥♥  - Steam & LAN included! Everybody's gotta start somewhere! (right?)

ROADMAP

While blörbit is a fully-featured video game experience, there's much else to address on the roadmap! Assuming the revenue projections for this little piece of gaming have any chance of pulling at least one blob out of wage slavery, we have some hot items on the TODO:

• more art, music, cool BGs

• more weapons, buffs, unlocks

• more bosses & round types

• more game modes, maps

• more blob customizations

• better online? (TBD/WIP/UAT/ROFLMAO)

♥ - conditions apply.
♥♥ - welcome to your unpaid entry-level QA position, blob!