Ape-tite

About the Game

How many primates can you fit in a tight kitchen before it all burns down?

Ape‑tite is a fast, chaotic cooking game about keeping a kitchen running under pressure.

Prepare dishes, juggle orders, and react on the fly as cramped spaces turn simple tasks into problems.

Play solo or together

Play solo or together as things spiral out of control.

Sometimes teamwork helps. Sometimes it doesn’t.

What to Expect

• Tight kitchens where space works against you

• Short runs that escalate under pressure

• Kitchen layouts that demand constant adjustment

• Managing dine‑in and takeaway orders together

• Daily twists that reshape each shift 

• A strong, cohesive culinary theme

No monkey business in the kitchen.

Things fall apart fast under pressure.