Animals Hate You

About the Game

You were only trying to leave.

That was the mistake.

This is a multiplayer troll adventure played from above: a top-down view of your third-person hero, and a world that has already decided you are not getting out clean. Paths look safe. Clearings look empty. Then something in the bushes lines up a shot, a trap you walked past ten times finally goes off, and the whole group learns the same lesson at once.

Animals do not chase you like normal enemies. They snipe. They wait. They use the angle, the cover, and your confidence against you. Traps are not fair. They are jokes with a kill at the end. Different places mean different ways to get humiliated on the way out.

Play it with friends if you enjoy shared suffering. Dying alone is sad. Dying because your teammate stood in the wrong spot is content.

In this game, you can:

Escape a series of places that actively hate you

Watch animals snipe you from angles you did not check

Walk into traps that were obvious only after they fired

Suffer together in top-down, third-person multiplayer chaos

Learn nothing, then immediately do it again

Fair play is not included.