All Haul the King

All Haul the King

About the Game

GET BACK TO THE CASTLE

The Goblin King is dead! It’s your job as loyal goblin not-kings to bring his ass (and the rest of him) home to the Throne of Resurrection.

MIND YOUR SURROUNDINGS

Who could’ve thought that a fat, slippery corpse would be so hard to budge? Exploit flora and fauna to get that royal blob to just MOVE. No! Not THAT way!

FEATURES

  • Drag an obese tyrant across a fantastical landscape

  • That thing where you talk and it’s annoying because I can’t hear you because you should be closer to me and not... DON’T WALK THAT WAY I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

  • Animals that turn into power ups

  • Online Co-Op

  • Flowers that are BOMBS

  • Farts

  • Ragdolling

Initial Release