5hit Rocket

5hit Rocket

About the Game

A chaotic, physics-based 2D space lander where precision flying meets deeply unserious consequences.

Pilot a barely-functional spacecraft across four increasingly bizarre corners of the universe, navigating tight checkpoint gauntlets, unpredictable gravity, and wildly unregulated space infrastructure.

Each level is a handcrafted series of 8–10 brutal checkpoints, demanding finesse, patience, and a willingness to explode repeatedly.

  • Physics-Based 2D Lander Gameplay
    Precision flying with unforgiving momentum and satisfying chaos (built in Godot)

  • 4 Unique Levels
    Each level is a handcrafted gauntlet of 8–10 tricky checkpoints

  • Divorce Mode
    2-player mode where your rockets are literally chained together—coordinate or watch your relationship suffer

  • The Mines of Titan
    Low gravity chaos featuring magnetic rocks, puppy hospitals and questionably placed nuclear power stations

  • The Moon Mission
    4 difficulty modes to test your sanity, plus a hidden unlockable Space Galleon craft

  • Delivery Run Across the Solar System
    Transport kebabs and chips through black holes and sticky situations with jam factories

  • Dynamic Hazards
    Black holes, gravity wells, magnetic fields, and nonsense scientifically accurate space stuff

  • Achievements & Secret Easter Eggs
    Hidden routes, weird surprises, and things you probably weren’t meant to find

Initial Release